Football is the most popular sport in America. It only stands to reason that some folks will try to poke a little fun at one of our favorites.
Here are 11 football quotes we found to be humorous. What do you think?
Funniest Football Quotes
- “A football coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of his team.”
Author Unknown - “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.”
Lou Holtz - “I resigned as the Broncos head coach because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.”
John Ralston - “If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.”
Bob Golic - “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”
John Madden - “Football is not a contact sport. It’s a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport.”
Duffy Daugherty
Football Insights
- “College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.”
Elbert Hubbard - “I found that prayers work best when you have big players.”
Knute Rockne - “Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.”
George F. Will - “You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.”
Dan Birdwell - “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not a coincidence.”
Erma Bombeck
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By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of The Coaching Whiz.
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